[Screeching tire]. Look out! It’s a student driver! Run for your lives!
It’s kind of a bummer that everyone’s become flesh eating zombies. I still see my neighbors around though, but it’s not the same. [Zombie growling]. Hi, Mr. Jacobson.
[Gunfire noises]. You’ll never understand. We’re Marines, and I’m not leaving him. Cover me! I’m going in!
[Computer beeps and noises]. The vortex would rip the ship apart like grated cheese, but my molecular stabilizer should ensure a pleasant passage.
[Police sirens]. Hey it’s him! You ain’t getting away like last time pal. Heh. You’re gonna pay.
I should have listened to you. You tried to make me a leader and I failed you.
[Laughing] I don’t want you’re money, no. I want you to be taught a lesson. [Gun click]. A very painful lesson.
[Whimsical music]. I fell asleep in my hot tub last night and I woke up with the bubbles turned off and a family of racoons licking my extremely pruned body. Tuesdays, amirite?
Animals! What do you think? [Animal noises of a monkey, duck, sheep, chicken and seagull].
[Ominous music]. This just in! A giant 85-foot infant is waddling his way through downtown Manhattan. And to make matters worse… he’s in need of a diaper change!